This came in as a comment on my site. I have to admit, it made me laugh. They ARE hard to control. Would love to hear how you’re dealing with gophers at your place.
“How do I get rid of what I would like to say is a herd of gophers. I feel like a Gopher Rancher. I think they are coming from the park down the street. I had to empty my pool so I thought I would run a hose in one of the holes and to my surprise half of the pool was empty and not one hole bubbled up. So what do I do now?”